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    Chump Cars - I need a new theme

    Here is a promo video for Chump Car racing, same as Lemons racing just different tracks

    http://www.youtube.com/user/TamCommunications#p/u

    I plan to enter my 1991 Eagle Talon that I picked up for $50. But I need a theme for the car. I had originally thought I would go Star Wars with the Mellinium Talon, but I see from the video that it has kinda been done. I am open to idea's. Here is a pic of the current car. I have thought of a superman theme or a burning man theme, or copying the Audi art theme (see pics)

    Any thoughts?
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    Make it a red kneck assault theme.

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    make it anyways, just do it better.
    '92 Eagle Talon Tsi AWD Well it was fun while it lasted, thank you Orange County Sheriff
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    Quote Originally Posted by laser_racer View Post
    Make it a red kneck assault theme.
    But then I would have to get a Ford Pickup with a machine gun mounted in the bed. I actually like that idea, though....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Project90Talon View Post
    make it anyways, just do it better.
    Here is one version that i could reproduce...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suprane1 View Post
    Here is one version that i could reproduce...
    eh, just do this instead:
    '92 Eagle Talon Tsi AWD Well it was fun while it lasted, thank you Orange County Sheriff
    "The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does an oil change. It's a pity the ECU is so damn temperamental."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Project90Talon View Post
    eh, just do this instead:

    I really like the landspeeder concept, I will see if brother in law can photoshop them together

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    All you have to do is pull the back hatch off turn it in to a deck and mount your weapon of choice. Dont forget the all important hunting light to go with the guy. You never know what kind of deer you will have to blind. lol

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    Do the Idiocracy movie theme:

    Driver dresses up like the president:



    You can use all the sponsors like:


    Or use this on one side of the car too:


    Don't forget your crew of genius government officials:
    I'm sorry...did my back hurt your knife?

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    You should SO do a Hello Kitty Theme
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    I don't think a Burning Man theme would work, they won't let you drive Naked...
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    Quote Originally Posted by flipstyledsm22 View Post
    Do the Idiocracy movie theme:

    Driver dresses up like the president:



    You can use all the sponsors like:


    Or use this on one side of the car too:


    Don't forget your crew of genius government officials:

    I love that movie, that theme could be a lot of fun!!!

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    Idiocracy theme

    There are so many good sponsors for the car from that movie

    Google - a now porn site that says "oogle my google"

    for sex services are:
    Home Depot - is now Home Deep-Oh (with the slogan Dig Deep).
    and
    FedEx is now FedExxx (and had this movie been made after their merger, I assume they'd be FedExxx Kinky).

    Blakdix - is an erection medication

    T.G.I. Friday's - transformation to T.J. O'Handjobs


    That's too much fun...
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    how about a huge sticker of a mountain lion on the hood and paint i wanna go fast on the back for a talladega night theme? team shake-n-bake
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    Shake and Bake

    Quote Originally Posted by dan catalyst View Post
    how about a huge sticker of a mountain lion on the hood and paint i wanna go fast on the back for a talladega night theme? team shake-n-bake

    Shake and Bake has been a common theme. Last years race had a stuffed cougar mounted in a car.

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    hey scrappy,ive got an idea and youll make $500!
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