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    HTown-DSM.com Member Street Racer lilbacinboy's Avatar
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    Lose a race to your wife

    So i am driving home after church in my camaro, my wife drove seperately in her yellow bone stock Auto 04 gto. so i am chilled driving Big Red and got Steve Earle blaring "Guitar Town" throught the 6 by 9's. A flash of yellow to the left and directly in front of me. On the left is my gorgeous wife even more smoking hot in her clean gto. in front of me is a yellow light. My smile turns into my race face, and i count have two reasons to think i can win this race. 1. my wife doesn't know how to disable traction control, 2. she is a girl and will get scared when she feels the power hit the car. I see the light parralel to my car turn red and i wait for my green. GREEN! i dig into the floorboards with my right foot, feel the rpms look down at the tach for a second and switch gears. looking in my rear view i see white smoke not from my tires, looking to my side i see nothing, still on the gas i notice about 5 lengths in front of me a yellow GTO. wierd i could have sworn it looked just like my wife driving... dammit... i pull into a gas station to try a last attempt to save my pride, and pretend i was not trying to race... didn't work, by the time i got home she had called her mother and brothers and told them the situation... I got smoked by my wife
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    Pics of said hot wife....

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    I didn't spray you. Super Saiyan Post Whore laser_racer's Avatar
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    Lol got to love having wife like that. Seems like we are both lucky.

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    HTown-DSM.com Member Street Racer lilbacinboy's Avatar
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    yeah it's crazy, one day she is telling me not to go to the track and it's dangerous, i buy her a gto and suddenly she has all these stories about racing mustangs and g35's 350z's other gto's ect.... now i am telling her it's dangerous her favorite car in high school used to be the 2g gsx though, so i may end up having to buy her a 2g for a weekend ride, then i can relive those teenage fantasies....
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilbacinboy View Post
    , then i can relive those teenage fantasies....

    ‎"many conservatives are liberals who have been mugged by reality"




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    my ex boyfriend tried to race me one time....once...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Majik View Post

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    no worries man, I feel your pain. Even when I was spraying my g/f's cobalt would smoke me. my buddy however with a gst/evo3 16g/fmic/evo ecu/Co2 was ragging on me and said it was because I had a slow ass 420a lol. But the between the super charger having no boost lag and the car having a quife lsd. she took him off the line and stayed a good car length ahead of him for probably somewhere between 1/8 & 1/4 mile untill the next liht turned red lol. that was when he was on 15lbs. on 20lbs she still had him off the line but he would catch up and beat her by like 1/4 of a car. lol so me and him both feel your pain haha

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    I do not see this scenario that far out of the realm of possibility for me in the not to distant future. . .I too would not hear the end of it.

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    i'd hit that with a pipe Street Racer x420ax's Avatar
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    and thats how you get laid :P

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    HTown-DSM.com Member Street Racer lilbacinboy's Avatar
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    haha didn't see this comment before, i believe i have been laid many times for said reason... lol one of those gifts that keeps on giving
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    1980 Corvette (350 sbc project)
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